Tomkowski strikes again!
i dutifully keep a page on my site dedicated to my old friend Tomkowski and he was inspired by this to write something in English! i only helped choosing the right word here and there - a good opportunity to improve my Polish, as well :-)
so, here it is -- the world premiere of Whack It! - a great little story - by Jan Tomkowski:
Whack it! Fuck it! - Trash this world!
Nothing was going right - as usual.
Should I look for a cord - to hang myself? I was hoping for better advice.
Went to visit my Guru - and he said to me:
What? the whole world is against you? fuck it, fuck this world!
Then, the World came back in my dreams.
It was trembling, begging me for mercy.
We were in a boxing ring, surrounded by ropes.
I, with boxing gloves as big as pumpkins, as heavy as millstones.
The blow went straight to his head. He fell to the ground.
And I saw him weak and a coward, if still charming in his diversity.
Swaying, he tried to stand up, I whacked him again - Bam!!
They saw me as Hero. They wanted to build me a shrine.
I sent them to hell.
Only Devil alone has no doubts - none at all.
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more writings (in Polish) on ›jacdepczyk.com/tomkowski/